If you remember from my Dear September letter, one of my goals is to have quiet time everyday. I am not so great at doing it so I decided to utilize a book I was given. Problem? I had a friend over on Sunday and we were having a nice glass of wine with dinner. My devotional book was being used as a cup holder because I don’t have a dining room table and we were eating on the floor. We got up to clear the dishes, came back to sit on the couch, and before we knew it my STB’s dog, who I am watching because he can’t have him where he is at, started peeing. And when I say he peed I mean he walked across my floor while letting it all go. Pee everywhere. A sea of pee. Including? All over my devotional book. Nice. I didn’t know he could hold that much pee. The things that made me really angry are:A. The dog is almost 3.
B. I took him out a half hour before this happened.
C. He was supposed to be gone by the end of August.
Now what am I supposed to do? I can’t use that book anymore because every time I look at it I will think of how pee saturated it was. I mean…really? Was that necessary? I do feel somewhat better because supposedly the dog is supposed to be gone by tonight. We’ll see about that.
Moving on to less aggravating subjects, I taught another pole class last night. Have you ever done something and felt super comfortable with it right off the bat? Kinda like you were born to do whatever it is you just started doing? Well…that is what I feel like with teaching pole. Hands down the best job in the freaking world. The excitement the women show when they get the trick is so inspiring. I leave the classes wanting to be better myself. I don’t just mean be better at the pole but to be better at life. So I took that inspiration and did something with it last night. Behold…
Guacamole. I made guacamole. All by myself. The only issue was I then ate some of said guacamole. I guess it could have been worse. I could have made cupcakes. Avocado has the healthy fat, right? Anywho, that made me think, "Why don’t I cook more?" It literally took me less then 3 minutes to make it. I can easily use the excuse, “well, I do live by myself and I really hate leftovers. Blah, blah, blah…” but the reality is I think I am just lazy. Hm…I don’t think I like that realization. Maybe next month…
Sorry but I busted out laughing at sea of pee... Haaa. What do you mean by "teaching pole"? {Remember, I'm new}
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, avacado is a good fat. :)
No need to apologize. To be perfectly honest it kinda made me laugh writing it. Took some of the sting out of the experience itself.
ReplyDeleteI teach pole dancing (just started teaching) at the best studio ever. http://www.expressmie.com/pole-ah-tease/ I started going there in Janurary as a fat girl just wanting to lose weight and it has turned into a passion.
No way! I have always wanted to try that!!! {contemplated getting "Flirty Girl Finess" ... LOL} There is a part of me that is super inhibited and another part that would -love- to be able to dance with confidence. More power to you!
ReplyDeleteFind a place that offers an intro class. A hour so out of your day may change your life. Just saying...
ReplyDeleteYeah for guacamole! I am so happy that you are inspired to dive into the cooking realm as well! And you were AWESOME at teaching pole dancing- I really took out of it a new sense of my self. Thanks girl, you rock!
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